Captain Crinkle
Eight legs. One squeaky good time.
Toys that Outplay Boredom.
Tough, safe and seriously fun dog toys.
Made for play. Made to last.
Free UK shipping over £50
30-day returns
Tracked delivery, 8–12 days
Pick your chaos
Shop by vibe.
The good stuff
The starting line-up.
Smarty Paws
Outsmart your human. Outsnack everyone else.
Tug of Hearts
Chew it. Tug it. Keep it forever.
Roary
King of the living room floor
Fire Away
Fetch, but make it hands free.
Splat
Five arms. Zero plan. Maximum fun.
The Big Bad
All howl. Zero bite.
Indestructo Ball
Go mega or go home.
Who we are
Built for the chaos.
Zoomies is a new UK brand making toys for dogs who play hard. No gimmicks — just well-made chew, fetch, tug and puzzle toys, shipped tracked to your door.
Our story
